So I was playing golf on cricket tour, and one of my tee shots hit the chapel roof, bounced off and landed four yards away from the pin, so glad I walked in that pile of dog doings earlier!!!
Just got back from a great cricket tour to Torquay, was due to play two games, but unfortunately the weather intervened, and we only managed a game against Budleigh (very posh place) Salterton, who managed to scrape home by a couple of wickets! Nice club house, cheap booze, plenty of tea and a massive TV to watch England play against Ireland
So apart from the one game of cricket, what else happened on tour, well I have the fines book next to me, will give you a few random miss-doings, but no names:
- Cheating at golf, told his playing partner the wrong hole to aim for!
- Unable to toss properly
- Falling asleep in the pub
- Batting like a Charlie
- Waiting for a 12 year old girl to come out of the changing room
- Hitting a four through the slips, the went gardening to make it look like a good shot
- For snitching on left handed drinkers
- Standing in the nude in public and showing his **** in front of two OAP’s
- Having the wrong meal
- Constant texting and face-booking his girlfriend Ellie
- Second ball duck, first duck on tour, only duck on tour
- Being beige
- Three days late and then taking photos of someone on the toilet
I could go on, but as I said, these are just random fines I literally picked out of the little red book.
Thank you to every tourist who made it a wonderful tour, I am sure more things will come out of the woodwork over the next few weeks / months etc. Would also like to thank Ashley for organizing the tour, great organizer, where to next year? Anybody have any suggestion?
The fines collected, a grand sum of £95.45 (don’t know where the odd 5p came from), will go to a worthy charity, would just like to thank Jack, Sorty and Mikey for contributing 75% of the fine money.
So only one person guessed who the secret snitch was, not even his room mate guessed it was Sorty, done a grand job, was his great chance to get his own back, however for his constant moaning, pointing and wanting a KFC, think it may of back fired on him, oh well, he may learn, but I doubt it.
What a roller-coaster ride that T20 finals day was on Saturday, who would of predicted that both semi-finals would end up in a one-over eliminator, apparently one bookie gave odds of 10,000-1 that it would happen, I’m no so sure they will give these odds again.
It was such a disappointment that Somerset Somerset ; let’s go and win the CB40 and win the last three County Championship
The only good thing which has come of The Set losing in the final is that I did back them at the start of the season each-way to win all three competitions and by reaching the final yesterday I start to earn some monies from William Hill. Unfortunately my planned holiday to Barbados
Right, it is 15.57, time for my Sunday roast; normal service will be resumed next week (depending on my hangover!)
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